The Best Things and the Worst Things

A list of things I love and love to hate.

There is a certain amount of paradox to saying more than one thing is the best thing. I realize that. For me this notion is an exercise in creative, joyful hyperbole. Pressing the envelope, overflowing the cup, putting your thumb on the scale… other metaphors.

The Best Things

1. 5,6,7,8 and Elemenopee

2. Baby Laughs

3. Red Shells

4. Dog Teefs

5,6,7,8 and Elemenopee

There …